Hello, all:
I say once again, I’m grateful to those of you who have been making positive comments about my books and my work in general. Lutherie is a tough gig and there’s not one of us in this line of work that doesn’t from time to time wish we had opted instead for a lucrative and easy career in selling used automobiles. But I am one of the lucky few who can claim to make a living at this.
Just between you and me, it’s not a great living, in spite of rumblings about how I machinate so as to coldly suck the money out of as many people as I can by overpricing my merchandise. I’m paraphrasing various mutterings I’ve read, of course. IMHO, those kinds of comments are more appropriately and intelligently aimed to people such as corporate lawyers, hospital administrators, oil and tobacco company CEOs, investment bankers, politicians, entertainment industry merchandisers, drug dealers (legal and otherwise), stockbrokers, and such.
Me, I wake up in the mornings, fix my steely gaze on empires I intend to conquer, and put my pants on. This latter is very important. I then boldly dash to my workbench and proceed to cover myself with sawdust and wood shavings for the next ten or twelve hours. In the process of doing this six days a week over forty years I’ve managed to write two books, more than a hundred articles on all aspects of lutherie, exhibited and lectured and given workshops at almost 300 (I counted them!) conventions, exhibitions and symposia, trained a bunch of apprentices, spent (and continue to spend) endless hours email-corresponding with instrument makers from all parts of the globe, and made a whole bunch of pretty decent guitars. So, contrary to some other rumors, it’s not exactly as though I’ve held all my lutherie secrets prisoner, as though they were Arabs at Guantanamo.
Finally, when I was young, all I had was some testosterone and unrealized potential in most areas of life; but by now I’ve achieved many venerable goals such as getting old, grey, somewhat saggy, and wrinkled -- while managing to retain most of my teeth, hair, eyesight, sense of humor, and wits. Hell, if that isn’t making progress, I don’t know what is.
Yesteday I posted my account of the Great Video Exclusion fiasco. In that posting I mentioned my own recent filming project, which so unfortunately collided with that Gourmet Guitars/YouTube affair. My film is now a DVD of the lecture that I gave -- on the subject of Voicing the Guitar -- to a roomful of luthiers at the 2009 Healdsburg Guitar Festival. I’m going to be selling this DVD from my website,
www.esomogyi.com It is an interesting presentation, and an excellent companion to my books in that it offers a verbal and visual account of my approach to guitar making, rather than simply a written one. I won’t mention the price until the nurses with smelling salts have had a chance to position themselves.
Here’s a brief overview of the DVD. There’s some great guitar music by Todd Hallawell, a ferociously talented musician. The topless dancers failed to show up at starting time, so instead, I talked about the same principles of instrument making that I have written about. These are: the Cube Rule, stiffness-to-weight ratios of materials, the main vibrating modes of guitar tops (i.e., the monopole, cross-dipole, and long dipole), essential monocoque construction, the fundamental dynamics of Spanish vs. steel string guitars, “X” bracing vs. fan bracing vs. lattice bracing vs. ladder bracing [basically, these are just different strategies for manipulating vibrating action through orientation, stiffness, thickness, size, height, profile, mass, distribution, length, proximity, and connectedness/unconnectedness of structure], impedance, and the importance of the guitar’s back. This last one is usually overlooked in people’s headlong rush to immerse one’s self in the fine points of face design, thickness measurements, bracing, bridge, etc.
There are people who seem to believe that the back is there more or less to keep the dust out of the soundbox. But the fact is that if the top is the guitar’s heart and soul, then the back is its lungs: it allows the box to breathe. Great guitars invariably have greatly responsive faces and greatly responsive backs: they work as a team. And, as I’ve said previously, I find that the one sentence that best captures the idea that the voice of the guitar is a function of the combined interactions of all of its [subtly and delicately balanced] dynamic elements is: The Guitar Functions As An Air Pump.
Getting back to the ANZLF and the various dialogue threads that it hosts, I wanted to reach out to a few of the readers/participants who have been posting the longest and most frequent comments -- in private and/or on the forum itself -- and make a proposal to them. Specifically, I thought that I’d offer Hesh, Jeff High, Dominic Regan, and Kim each a copy of my recent DVD, as a gift. You have each been prominently vociferous -- both pro and con -- in the matter of my various contributions to guitar making. (These are . . . oh, you know: everything from years of selfless service, to my turgidly erudite contributions to the lore and lexicon of latter-day lutherie, to (if some are to be believed) the dissemination of a whole bunch of more or less plausible fictions of guitar making theory. And everything in between. I mean, that pretty much covers the field, eh?
ASIDE: Heavens, I do hope that my sense of humor is not too dry and that no one is taking this toooooooo seriously.
I’d like to send each of Hesh, Jeff High, Dominic, and Kim one of my DVDs, at no cost -- on the condition that you watch them and then post your opinions of the contents, good or bad, on the discussion forum. Please be so kind as to send me your mailing addresses (write me an email), and I’ll ship these puppies off.
Are the nurses in position yet? The DVD retails for $50 U.S., about average for such products these days.
Sincerely, Ervin Somogyi
P.S.: I’ve looked more closely into the matter of mailing costs to Australia. You blokes are right: you’re getting shafted.
P.P.S.: The DVD is a well-filmed and recorded product. When viewing it, and you come to the part about tap tones and listening, DO SO WITH GOOD QUALITY EARPHONES. Listening through your normal small speakers will probably not be a very impressive experience.
Mon-Wed-Fri: If you don't succeed at first, well, then maybe skydiving isn't for you.
Tu-Thu-Sat: Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.
Sun: Day off.