I Might Be Nuts But......

Hesh1956 · Post by **Hesh1956** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 9:17 am

When I look at these two sets of wood I see something......

and this one....

So - is it me or does anyone else see something in either of these pictures?

Please feel free to contribute to this Rorschach test with any pics that you find interesting too....

Nick · Post by **Nick** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 9:42 am

Well in the Blackhearted Sassafras set, if you turn it around (upside down) I see a pair of hands holding a tulip. In the other set I see a large pair of breasts

Haha, just kidding.....can't see a frigin thing apart from an outline of a guitar but that's just too obvious. Never was anygood on a shrinks couch!

Allen · Post by **Allen** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 10:12 am

I'm going to sit on the fence here Hesh. Like Nick just guitars.

And something that Sony dragged in and left on your lounge.

Lillian · Post by **Lillian** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 10:27 am

You've got the tulip upside down.

The other is girl wood.

sebastiaan56 · Post by **sebastiaan56** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 12:18 pm

Been a while huh Hesh?

The top one is of a well shaped afro american woman from behind. The bottom is a picture of woman's intimate bits close up.

Nick · Post by **Nick** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 1:07 pm

Lillian wrote:The other is girl wood.

Now you've pointed it out

vandenboom · Post by **vandenboom** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 1:14 pm

In attempt to change the focus to something a little more reverent, I think the second one looks like the top/flame of a lit pentecostal candle. So there!!
Father Frank.

joel · Post by **joel** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 3:02 pm

What Lillian said.

That's a whole new level of guitar porn there Hesh.

Lillian · Post by **Lillian** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 3:48 pm

vandenboom wrote:In attempt to change the focus to something a little more reverent, I think the second one looks like the top/flame of a lit pentecostal candle. So there!!
Father Frank.

Oops, sorry Padre. I didn't realize.

ryantroma · Post by **ryantroma** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 4:41 pm

Lillian wrote:You've got the tulip upside down.

The other is girl wood.

I try to be supportive in majority of her recreational activities. When i walk by her on her computer and hear "girl wood" I don't know what to say. so plz don't encourage my mother.

Nick · Post by **Nick** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 4:44 pm

Lillian wrote:Oops, sorry Padre. I didn't realize.

Lillian · Post by **Lillian** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 4:53 pm

Nick O wrote:
Lillian wrote:Oops, sorry Padre. I didn't realize.

Nick, 10 out of 12 years in parochial school leaves a mark.

Nick · Post by **Nick** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 4:57 pm

Yeah a guy I work with has that too! Scaring on his knuckles from the wooden rule wielding nuns!

Allen · Post by **Allen** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 5:00 pm

ryantroma wrote:
Lillian wrote:You've got the tulip upside down.

The other is girl wood.
I try to be supportive in majority of her recreational activities. When i walk by her on her computer and hear "girl wood" I don't know what to say. so plz don't encourage my mother.

Welcome to the forum, and are we to assume that your Lillian's son Ryan?

Lillian · Post by **Lillian** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 5:05 pm

My mom was a lefty, tortured by the nuns. The stories she told would put your eyebrows on the back of your head, or make you nod in sympathy. I can't say that I could match her physical corrective experiences, but after two years of being locked up with them, boarding school, I have a few stories. Its been a day or three and I still consider myself a recovering Catholic. As hard I try, some triggered reflexes I can't get away from.

Yes Ryan is my youngest. He is home after a year on his own. He attending uni part time and working as much as he can. When things get wrapped up with my acoustic we have plans on starting an electric for him.

Bob Connor · Post by **Bob Connor** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 6:50 pm

I used to be a catholic Lillian.
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I got better.

Lillian · Post by **Lillian** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 12:57 am

Good on you Bob.

I thought I had walked completely away without issue until I attend a funeral. Mass started and so did the responses. If I could have stepped outside of myself and looked and gaped at myself I would have. I was amazed/appalled at how automatically the responses just tumbled out of my mouth without thought. It had been almost twenty years since my last mass, oddly it was also a funeral, and yet you would never know that more than a week had passed since I had last attended mass.

Lillian · Post by **Lillian** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 3:34 am

ryantroma wrote:
Lillian wrote:You've got the tulip upside down.

The other is girl wood.
I try to be supportive in majority of her recreational activities. When i walk by her on her computer and hear "girl wood" I don't know what to say. so plz don't encourage my mother.

I've always held that it's a parental obligation to be an embarrassment.

So HESH, what is it that you see?

Hesh1956 · Post by **Hesh1956** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 7:13 am

Lillian wrote:
So HESH, what is it that you see?

Oh no you don't sister Lillian....

I started this thread so you folks could make an ass out of yourselves - I've already been an ass for a very long time....

I will add though that for Mac users where the mouse pointer changes to a little hand with one extended finger clicking on the Sassafras pic kind of reminded me of a prostate exam.....

Anyway I see nothing wrong with seeing images in wood. After all many of us hear voices from wood already....

Lillian · Post by **Lillian** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 7:40 am

Hesh1956 wrote:
Lillian wrote:
So HESH, what is it that you see?
Oh no you don't sister Lillian....

Didn't think I'd drawing you out, but hey, you can't blame a girl for trying.

Rick Turner · Post by **Rick Turner** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 12:55 pm

One of my careers was as a cabinet maker building kitchens and the like. On one job I did some ash veneer plywood paneling between the counters and upper cabinets, and there were a couple of panels of...yes, "girl wood", though we called it a synonym for cat...wood. The client was a gynecologist, and he asked that we change the panels, saying, "I look at that all day long; I don't need it in my kitchen..."

Tigermyrtle · Post by **Tigermyrtle** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 2:24 pm

Well never know, there could be more money in Girl Wood Tonewood.
Put Extra on the Set.
Cheers Bob

Rick Turner wrote:One of my careers was as a cabinet maker building kitchens and the like. On one job I did some ash veneer plywood paneling between the counters and upper cabinets, and there were a couple of panels of...yes, "girl wood", though we called it a synonym for cat...wood. The client was a gynecologist, and he asked that we change the panels, saying, "I look at that all day long; I don't need it in my kitchen..."

Rick Turner · Post by **Rick Turner** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 2:45 pm

A new meaning to the term, "guitar porn."

Hesh1956 · Post by **Hesh1956** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 9:08 pm

Rick Turner wrote:One of my careers was as a cabinet maker building kitchens and the like. On one job I did some ash veneer plywood paneling between the counters and upper cabinets, and there were a couple of panels of...yes, "girl wood", though we called it a synonym for cat...wood. The client was a gynecologist, and he asked that we change the panels, saying, "I look at that all day long; I don't need it in my kitchen..."

Yeah I can see how the poor guy wants to look at something else in his kitchen. Along these lines a Proctologist probably wouldn't select knotty pine to panel their recreation room....

Well IMHO there was value in this thread... Lillian has now coined the term "girl wood" which is likely to be used again in the future.

Thanks Lillian!!!

Ricardo · Post by **Ricardo** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:44 pm

I think i am seeing things as well, does any one else see it.

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